Your colour choices are entirely up to you. The fish, however, may have something to say. Judgy Fish Colouring Book by Brass Monkey combines vintage-style underwater illustrations with sarcastic remarks from some decidedly unimpressed aquatic characters.

With 80 pages of fish and pointed commentary, it brings a little attitude to your colouring time. Pick it up for a quiet evening with your pencils, or give it to a friend who appreciates dry humour and a creative distraction.

The book measures 8.5 × 10 inches, offering plenty of room to bring these opinionated swimmers to life. Choose coloured pencils or suitable water-based colouring tools; the manufacturer advises against alcohol-based colours.