You swear you’ll remember what they said. Then breakfast happens. Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary by Brass Monkey gives you a dedicated place to jot down the unexpected questions, peculiar observations and accidental punchlines that make parenting so entertaining.

Measuring just 2.75 × 3.75 inches, this miniature diary is easy to keep nearby for the next memorable remark. Its felt hardcover and 112 gold-edged pages give your growing collection of family quotes a suitably fancy home.

A funny little gift for parents with a sense of humour, it turns everyday conversations into memories you can revisit long after your child has moved on to their next big question.